Family

You’ve heard the saying that family’s come in all shape’s and sizes. Well, my family has chucky cheeks. My sister Dana and I talk how much of a clutz I am. My brother Dylan and I will quote Spongebob movies.

We once told our aunt, who used to live in Texas a joke from SpongeBob. This is how it went:

Hey Patrick, what am I?

Ugh, stupid?

No, I’m Texas!

What’s the difference?

My brother and I are manics. He brings out the little kid in me.

My mom always talks about what new thing I’m doing. Or I ask her why she dropped her bean dip in the drive way? I like roasting my dad. He ususally says something like:

I’m phat!

What?

Pretty. Hot. And. Tempting.

I can’t with my family sometimes. But they’re crazy. Just like me.